My Cybersecurity Predictions for 2018, Part 2: GDPR Hype Is Hype

GDPR is the biggest thing in IT privacy and security in a decade. Or its not. Joe Stanganelli on what 2018 will hold in GDPR-driven privacy.

Cybersecurity predictions rely on hype -- and GDPR is full of it.
Despite occasionally finding a decent one, I generally dont like the batches of annual InfoSec predictions that infiltrate the Internet en masse this time of year. It seems that most blog posts, reports, and articles bearing cybersecurity predictions are either so broadly stated or so reliant on the obvious that they cant go wrong. In trying to be thought leadership, such pieces wind up being thought followership.
In this series of cybersecurity predictions for 2018, I am attempting to be an InfoSec anti-prognosticator of sorts. I have strived to make my own predictions sufficiently wild and sufficiently specific such that there is a genuinely strong chance that they are wrong -- yet grounded in reality enough such that they
could
come true. Ive also tied in some detailed explanations of my reasoning so it doesnt seem
too much
like Im just sitting here making stuff up that sounds good as I go along.
In my first prediction, I looked towards Washington bureaucrats -- the FTC in particular -- and what will likely be their overeager approach to cybersecurity in 2018. Now, in Part 2 of this series, I focus the signals of my crystal e-ball on Washingtons counterparts in Europe -- but coming up with a vision very different from my last one. (See
My Cybersecurity Predictions for 2018, Part 1: Following Trends & the FTC
.)
2018 Prediction No. 2: GDPR will be a big, fat nothing.
The EUs General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) takes effect on May 25, 2018 -- impacting all organizations around the world that collect and/or share data on EU citizens and residents. Those who run afoul of the regulatory scheme, regardless of where they are situated globally, risk fines of up to four percent of their annual revenues or €20,000,000 -- whichever is greater. For companies in the data business (and what company isnt, these days?), May 25, 2018, represents a doomsday countdown similar to that of Y2K.
And, similar to Y2K, nothing will happen.
Indeed, many enterprises in the data-freewheeling US tend to fall into either of two categories when it comes to approaches to GDPR:
Completely losing their minds as they struggle with gearing up for compliance.
Completely not giving a fig.
I mean, sure, right up until the very end there will be policy restructuring and audits galore to ensure compliance. But once GDPR Day gets here, we will find out that
G
lobal
D
ata
p
ocalypse by
R
egulation has been postponed.
GDPR is a long-in-the-making substitute for the Safe Harbor provisions that the European Court of Justice
struck down
in October 2015 pursuant to a case an Austrian student brought against Facebook after Edward Snowden brought the NSAs high-tech surveillance practices (and Facebook and other tech companies cooperation with some of those practices) to light. EU regulators raced to promulgate a patchwork regulatory framework a few months later known as
Privacy Shield
. In the meantime, lawyers and consulting firms began doing a brisk business in drafting oodles of country-specific BCRs (a.k.a. Binding Corporate Rules),
pursuant to the EUs 1995 Data Protection Directive
, as ad hoc data-transfer agreements that would keep the flow of global commerce running.
It was messy, but the world did not end.
Of course, GDPR looks to be the furthest reaching and most complex data-stewardship regulatory scheme the world has ever seen. But, again, regulation is political. GDPR is the this is why we cant have nice things of data stewardship that will be inflicted on the world because a handful of tech companies and the US government intelligence apparatus took things way too far. (See
GDPR: Broad, Complex & Coming Soon
.)
That handful of tech companies -- the likes of Facebook, Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, etc. -- has a giant target on its back that EU politicos are itching to fire at. This year, Google was hit with a nearly $3 billion fine for unrelated antitrust violations in the EU -- and had to
scramble
to make prompt concessions to avoid additional fines of up to five percent of parent company Alphabets annual revenues. When it comes to Big Tech (at least, Big American Tech), EU regulators are out for blood.
But a ten-figure fine for companies of Googles ilk is rather like a parking ticket -- hardly bank-breaking, but obnoxious enough to try to avoid. Consequently, you can expect bigtime Silicon Valley to do its best to dot its compliance is and regulatory ts -- but even if they do run slightly afoul of GDPR, theyll be fine.
Meanwhile, smaller organizations are unlikely to bring the full governmental might and fury of the EU down upon them so long as they dont do anything outrageous. There may be nips here and there, but -- as with just about every other major regulatory scheme in the world -- everybody will have enough worried trouble figuring it out such that the punishment for most mistakes will mean more paperwork than fines.
Midsize marketing and martech firms will probably be the worst off -- partly because the way they will get things wrong will be just significant enough to garner political antipathy in the joint name of privacy and consumer protection, and partly because (sorry, but its true) there are a
lot
of dumb marketers.
But thats how it is stateside, too, with the FTC. GDPR is the EUs FTC Act -- broad, far-reaching consumer-protection regulation thats designed to get some skeezy marketers and the occasional high-profile target into a lot of trouble.
Im over-simplifying all of this, of course, but one kind of has to when it comes to the intricacies of GDPR. Besides, these are new-year predictions. Im just making stuff up that sounds good as I go along.
Related posts:
GDPR: Broad, Complex & Coming Soon
GDPR Pressure Begins on US Multinationals
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